An Open Letter to Single Boys of New York City

Posted on by Jana K. Hoffman

Dear Single Boys of New York City,

If you are interested in speaking with me at a bar, please do not begin the conversation by insulting my necklace and poking fun at my “oatmeal-colored socks.” Furthermore, I would advise that you not run off and immediately begin speaking with the next and nearest thing with lady parts when I do not respond to you. Your desperation to “connect” with a woman could not be any clearer. 

Yours truly,
Proud of my oatmeal-colored socks

That is all.

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